Seems fairly pretentious to put this but, but since when did I care about that really? I'm Alan, and this is my personal website. You likely are here because I sent you a link to validate myself by having another unique page hit for the month, in which case, why are you reading this? I mean seriously, you've known me for how long?


This heading is pointless on this page too

But that won't stop me from writing something here. On the off-chance you're here from the wider internet, here's a bit about me: I'm in my early twenties, formerly a member of the American military, I play video games, read old books, and listen to old music. I'm terrible at visual design, so anything that looks good about this website was made by someone else. Don't hotlink my images. We all know what happens then.