fairly pretentious to put this but, but since when did I care about
that really? I'm Alan, and this is my personal website. You
likely are here because I sent you a link to validate myself by having
another unique page hit for the month, in which case, why are you
reading this? I mean seriously, you've known me for how long?
This heading is pointless on this
But that won't stop me from writing
something here. On the off-chance you're here from the wider internet,
here's a bit about me: I'm in my early twenties, formerly a member of the
American military, I play video games, read old books, and listen to
old music. I'm terrible at visual design, so anything that looks good
about this website was made by someone else. Don't hotlink my images. We all know what happens then.