A Boy, A Girl, & A Dog:
The Lay of Leithian Dramatic Script Project
aka “The Script,” “The Play of Leithian,” and “This Madness”…

(with apologies to Messrs. Shakespeare and Tolkien)



“For every minstrel hath his tune;
and some are strong and some are soft,
and each would bear his song aloft,
and each a little while be heard,
though rude the note, and light the word.”

   —Lúthien Tinúviel to Morgoth,
         The Lay of Leithian, Canto XIII

(J.R.R. Tolkien transl.)


Yes, this is the infamous dark-humorous “screenplay” version of the story of Beren and Luthien — and Huan — and pretty much everyone else in First Age Middle-earth, too, either directly or by inference, as paths cross calamitously. It was supposed to be a one-off cartoon, then became a single scene, then a one-act play — and then popular demand, well, demanded more. It is canon-based, as the Notes will show: I've been very careful to explain and denote what's conjecture, what's interpolation, and what warrant exists for either. There is a coffee'n'cats alert in force — beverage incidents are not unheard of — and while it is a Work In Progress, it does have an overarching structure, as may be seen, and will eventually reach The End. There should probably be a Sanity Alert as well…

—Philosopher At Large

Table Of Contents


Act I. An Appointment in Menegroth: The Throne Room Scene from the Lay of Leithian

Act II. Houseguests from Hell: The Sojourn in Nargothrond
Currently unavailable. Working on reformatting.

PDF version of Acts I & II,
ZIP archive of the PDF

Act III. Tinuviel at Bay: A Caccia of Beleriand

Enteract

PDF version of Acts III & the Enteract,
ZIP archive of the PDF

Act IV. Beloved Fool: Beyond the Western Sea

· Part I
· Part II
· Part III
· Part IV
· Part V
· Part VI
Part IV currently unavailable. Working on reformatting.


The Leithian Script — Why?
(Notes to The Script Project in general, and the various Acts in detail. Begun 8/06/02)

Reference Material:
The Dynasties of the Ruling Houses of the Eldar and the Edain,
consolidated into one giant family tree from information in the Silmarillion & HOME. Color-coded 9" x 16.5" PDF file, 250KB./font>



UPDATES:

July 17, 2013
Well, after nearly 2 years, I finally have everything but Act II and Act IV part IV up, including the family tree PDF, the PDF copies of Acts I, II, III, and enteract, and the images from Acts I, II, and II.

Hopefully, in a day or two I will have Act II and Act IV, part IV up. due to time constraints, expect no formatting for those Acts.

Oct 4, 2011
Hi, my name is Alan, and I'm hosting this mirror of the Leithian Script. This is not my work - all credit goes to Philosopher at Large. If you wish to send comments, the only method of contact I can find is the livejournal here. Otherwise, feel free to send them to me and if I am ever able to get in contact with the original author, I will pass on anything you have to say.

I have not edited any of the content of the work, with the exception of removing some images that I have not been able to retrieve. However, I have changed some of the formatting. Particularly, I have made (am working on now, really) several versions of the works. The main Table of Contents above has each Act in a single HTML file. These however, (especially Act IV) are quite large, and some browers choke on them. Thus, I have also split (will split) the acts into smaller chunks, with the cleanest breaks I could make while still preserving the purpose of a reduced filesize.